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LOL some 'insult' by ViscountDevil LOL some 'insult' by ViscountDevil
Pardon me mam/ sir, but I don't believe you telling me to pleasure myself is an insult.

Carry on.

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:iconlegendary--warrior:
Legendary--Warrior Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2016   Traditional Artist
:iconlooolplz:
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:iconprofessorshiro:
ProfessorShiro Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2015
So basically you support selfcest? Interesting....
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:iconviscountdevil:
ViscountDevil Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2015
I admire people who are extremely literary, but in this case I'm clearly talking about masturbation.
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:iconprofessorshiro:
ProfessorShiro Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2015
I think those people who say that clearly mean to have sex with yourself.
If they wanted you to masturbate, they would have said "Go pleasure yourself".
See, there's a clear difference. 
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:iconviscountdevil:
ViscountDevil Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2015
Not really, but okay, sure.
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Dead-Opera-Star Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015   General Artist
The description to this makes it better XD
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:iconviscountdevil:
ViscountDevil Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015
;)
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:iconsealytheseal:
SealyTheSeal Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014
YES! So true. XD
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:iconcyberporky92:
cyberporky92 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That phrase makes me laugh every time! =p
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:iconglitz7:
glitz7 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
How can you actually fuck yourself though.....I mean...nevermind. On the other hand, nice stamp I totally agree. C:
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:iconviscountdevil:
ViscountDevil Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2014
Lol masturbate. 
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:iconglitz7:
glitz7 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh I forgot about that .-. 
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:iconviscountdevil:
ViscountDevil Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014
lol
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:iconglitz7:
glitz7 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:XD:
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:iconlordelthibar:
LordElthibar Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2013
Plus it is also a physical impossibility.
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:iconviscountdevil:
ViscountDevil Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2013
Ah yes, but there is masturbation. 
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tomboywolflover95 Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Little annoying brat: FUCK YOU!!!!11

Me: Sure 8D
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:iconviscountdevil:
ViscountDevil Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2013
XD lol wow
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tomboywolflover95 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Hah XD
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:iconlolking2000:
lolking2000 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013
fake and gay
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:iconviscountdevil:
ViscountDevil Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013
Kinda like you :D
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:iconxnatox:
XNatoX Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013
It's especially accurate if you're flexible and can... you know...
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:iconviscountdevil:
ViscountDevil Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013
HA!
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:iconxnatox:
XNatoX Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013
It helps if you haven't eaten for a few hours.
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:iconviscountdevil:
ViscountDevil Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013
Yes. Much better that way.
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:iconxnatox:
XNatoX Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013
Indeed. Also, another important factor is size and how tall you are.
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:iconviscountdevil:
ViscountDevil Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013
.......I'M SHORT D'X
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:iconxnatox:
XNatoX Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013
That must suck, i'm tall.
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:iconviscountdevil:
ViscountDevil Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013
Meh, at least I don't have to duck when I go hiking. Hurhur.
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zirukurt01 Featured By Owner May 4, 2013  Student General Artist
I'm sure who said that to me like R****o36 was like "STFU"!!
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:icontheawesomehotdog:
TheAwesomeHotDog Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
>=(
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:iconviscountdevil:
ViscountDevil Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013
Question mark
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:icontheawesomehotdog:
TheAwesomeHotDog Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
why isnt it
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:iconviscountdevil:
ViscountDevil Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013
...I wouldn't consider it an insult if someone said that to me.. "Hey, go fuck yourself." Me:.. "OKAY! 8D"
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TDM1 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is just, wow, I applaud you.
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:iconblazefirewolf1:
BlazeFireWolf1 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012   General Artist
I get told that on a daily basis by people i barely know.XD
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:iconblueheron93:
blueheron93 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2012  Student Writer
Also, you should go fuck yourself. :eyes:
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:iconviscountdevil:
ViscountDevil Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2012
Always do ;)
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:iconblueheron93:
blueheron93 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2012  Student Writer
That is a weird thing to say to someone you're pissed at, if you think about it.
It's like saying, "I hate you! Go eat a nice dinner! And maybe watch your favorite show after!"
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FancyDicks Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012
I would fuck myself many times for I am sexy. :eyes:
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:iconviscountdevil:
ViscountDevil Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012
I feel the same way dude XD Every time someone says that to me I say "gladly" or "I'd love to!"
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FancyDicks Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012
xDDDD
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LukasEnricBS Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Not if you take it in the literal way, but neither would "asshole" be, since you require one for bodily functions, or "dick", because, well, most guys enjoy having those.

It's not the literal meaning that's the insult, it's the intention. :thumbsup:
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FoggyPebble Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012
:thumbsup:
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:iconesktasy:
Esktasy Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Student General Artist
I hope not many people called Slef get fucked against their will because of this D:
Nice stamp, btw.
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:iconviscountdevil:
ViscountDevil Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012
Lol thanks
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The-S-H-A-D-O-W Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012  Student General Artist
lol
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:iconbellairs:
Bellairs Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011  Student General Artist
Similarly:
"Fuck you!"
"Not yet."
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:iconacrispyhobo:
ACrispyHobo Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Would you do me?
I'd do me.
I'd do me hard.

x'D
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x-Short-Hilt-x Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That icon with that comment...brilliant. XD
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